hi

hi


sandvich:

look at this fucking mouse trap. this is the result of my rage towards the MICE that are currently about my BELONGINGS. my intent is for the disgusting imbecilic vermin to follow the rather DELICIOUS and TEMPTING trail of DELICIOUS AND TEMPTING CHIPS into a BLACK ABYSS filled with WATER, SOAP, PESTICIDE, and ALCOHOL. it (OR THEY) will proceed to drown a miserable, inescapable and dark death where its ugly cries for help will fall upon DEAF EARS. all of this happens while i enjoy several packs of REESE’S PEANUT BUTTER CUPS and when i am in the other room SOUND ASLEEP, DREAMING OF DEAD RAT ASS.
the ultimate brother-sister bonding is building a mouse trap out of the belongings mice LONG SO MUCH TO LINGER AROUND. we are so far UP this shit man. we are GOING THERE. we will have BEEN THERE. i am the ice queen, and my heart is a motherfucking TUNDRA.

I SEE A BOX LABELED “HAPPY MEAL TOYS.”

sandvich:

look at this fucking mouse trap. this is the result of my rage towards the MICE that are currently about my BELONGINGS. my intent is for the disgusting imbecilic vermin to follow the rather DELICIOUS and TEMPTING trail of DELICIOUS AND TEMPTING CHIPS into a BLACK ABYSS filled with WATER, SOAP, PESTICIDE, and ALCOHOL. it (OR THEY) will proceed to drown a miserable, inescapable and dark death where its ugly cries for help will fall upon DEAF EARS. all of this happens while i enjoy several packs of REESE’S PEANUT BUTTER CUPS and when i am in the other room SOUND ASLEEP, DREAMING OF DEAD RAT ASS.

the ultimate brother-sister bonding is building a mouse trap out of the belongings mice LONG SO MUCH TO LINGER AROUND. we are so far UP this shit man. we are GOING THERE. we will have BEEN THERE. i am the ice queen, and my heart is a motherfucking TUNDRA.

I SEE A BOX LABELED “HAPPY MEAL TOYS.”

(via kurotsuguu)


stupidsexyproton:

electric zebras says (1:01 AM):

*just left shaga a message about his parasitic beard

TTGL MARATHON OVER says (1:02 AM):

*FHSDLG

*DON’T DISS THE BEARD

*it’s the evolved form of nobori/kudari’s sideburns

electric zebras says (1:02 AM):

*THE BEARD

*GIVES A NEW MEANING TO “EATING FACE”

TTGL MARATHON OVER says (1:02 AM):

*FSDALKGH

electric zebras says (1:02 AM):

*IT’S LIKE MAKING OUT WITH A PARASITE

*ALL THE TIME

TTGL MARATHON OVER says (1:02 AM):

*I CAN’T

electric zebras says (1:03 AM):

*FXDGFHGHKHJK;

TTGL MARATHON OVER says (1:03 AM):

*he tries to shave

*his beard eats the razor

electric zebras says (1:03 AM):

*lkgcjbllkvjgdflfdalghFGKDSJL

TTGL MARATHON OVER says (1:03 AM):

*”I just wonder what the hell’s up with his beard? How does he eat?”


ALSO, THIS.

ALSO, THIS.


(via nukenai)


AND HERE’S A GODDAMN ZEBRA MOTHERFUCKER

AND HERE’S A GODDAMN ZEBRA MOTHERFUCKER


broenji:

If anything, it was just a way to make myself feel better for being a lazy ass.

argh I do this so much. to the point of giving myself panic attacks sometimes.
it doesn’t help that my friends can get 100% in everything with barely any effort.

broenji:

If anything, it was just a way to make myself feel better for being a lazy ass.

argh I do this so much. to the point of giving myself panic attacks sometimes.

it doesn’t help that my friends can get 100% in everything with barely any effort.


Raging/chatting it up with a friend and this came up:

Looking back at poketwitter, there’s one thing that I like better about them than poketumblr:

NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT DOUBLES.

that is all.

YEP NATURALLY I THOUGHT OF SOMETHING TO ADD.

i checked back on poketwitter a while ago to discover that i’d been replaced as Proton. i started posting again, just for a few nights. the only comments i got about interacting with “my other self” were “be nice to them, they’re new to twitter.”

we had a nice dm conversation and all was well.

why can’t PT handle this?


YOU KNOW WHAT, NO. FUCK IT.

-maneki:

zeburaikas:

-maneki:

 I AM SO DONE.

YEAH, SUPERLINK, I DO NOT NEED YOUR SHIT RIGHT NOW.

AUNTJEMIMA, NO FUCKING SHIT I’M BORING? YOU THINK I DON’T KNOW THAT. 

OH MY GOD.

ASLKDJLGKJA


What the fuck happened? D8 dslkflsdgfdlhjlfsdhlfsd

Oh, just shit I can’t handle right now. I don’t know why I’m surprised.

I thought y’know, I was friends with people on PT. GUESS NOT.

I just saw Aloe’s post and to be honest I don’t think much of superlink to begin with. B|||||

(via gilnean)


YOU KNOW WHAT, NO. FUCK IT.

-maneki:

 I AM SO DONE.

YEAH, SUPERLINK, I DO NOT NEED YOUR SHIT RIGHT NOW.

AUNTJEMIMA, NO FUCKING SHIT I’M BORING? YOU THINK I DON’T KNOW THAT. 

OH MY GOD.

ASLKDJLGKJA


What the fuck happened? D8 dslkflsdgfdlhjlfsdhlfsd